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[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

haiku

The horse lies quiet
I have shot him in the face
Speed 2: sucks my balls

+10

Knox responds:

um..ok..i have no idea what you just said..

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"3]

goulash

i like cheese strings

+10

Knox responds:

cheese strings rule

[Pooky teaser]

WHAT

Yeah teaser.
I don't even like being cock teased by the hooker I payed $15 to, so why would i want to be teased by some shit flash movie.

I hope you choke why sucking your dogs cock, and then get hit by a car carrying vaccinations for the SARS virus while in Utah.

Cunt.

Jack-The-Mack responds:

i hope you choke while sucking your moms cock and being fucked in the ass by saddam in hell while nibling oin the head of hitlers cock and squeezing satans balls while 2 live rattlesnakes bite your cock repeatedly over and over and over again until your grandma feels it. than pooky the trigger happy teddybear will comeover and jam a spiky knife in your pussy you fudge packin cross dressing fagget

[lomo]

Ass Pirate

Hey Jim, if that is your picture in your profile, you are one ugly mother fucker. On top of that, I would accuse you have being infected with syphilis, but thats impossible since you probably still have your cherry; well unless you lost it to a waramp, then you wouldn't have your cherry, but one could say you are still a virgin to non-waramps.

In conclusion, your flash is decent, but you look like a wildebeaste who is missing his left testicle.

Goodnight. Cunt.

jim-ether responds:

you don't find me attractive horsecunt ? god dammit ! i just spent so much cash on the collagen implants too !

[Exploding Fungus (silent)]

Yeah

I like the style and colors but theres nothing special about this movie

make it on an interesting topic and perhaps i'd like it better

Bezman responds:

I was quite amazed to find that you prefered the orginal in terms of style and thought it more violent and interactive. I was going to e-mail you asking about this, but you don't display your e-mail to the public.

If you could e-mail me, I'd appreciate it.

Anyway, I'm glad to see that someone appreciates the colour purple. Like I say above, I'm amazed how much you liked the style. And yeah, it is all a bit pointless.

Ah well.

[Exploding Fungus 2 silent]

interesting

I liked the graphics but the text was annoying as hell and it definitly was a slow going movie
but interesting none the less

Bezman responds:

I was quite amazed to find that you prefered the orginal in terms of style andthought it more violent and interactive. I was going to e-mail you asking about this, but you don't display your e-mail to the public.

Anyway, yeah, quite a few people have commented on the text, so I'll change that if I ever do something similar.

I'm not sure if I would agree that it's slow going, as there wasn't really any section I could have edited that much or cut out.

But yeah, fair review.

[Death Mansion- Part 1]

Meh

I suppose it was good, but it is more or less just a ripoff of that other one, joe zombie or some shit,
cool music and sounds though

IaMI2002 responds:

Ehh....At LEast u liked my music..thx...joe zombie rulez too